PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a car